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A teacher said to her class: "Who was the first man?" XiaoHuaYouMo.com-短信笑话 “George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly. 幽默-XiaoHuaYouMo.com "How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the teacher, smiling indulgently. XiaoHuaYouMo.com-幽默笑话 "Because, " said the little boy, "he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen." XiaoHuaYouMo.com-幽默 But at this point a larger boy held up his hand. 笑话幽默-XiaoHuaYouMo.com "Well," said the teacher to him, "who do you think was the first man?" 冷笑话-XiaoHuaYouMo.com "I don't know what his name was," said the larger boy, "but I know it wasn't George Washington, ma'am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him." 冷笑话-XiaoHuaYouMo.com （阅读次数：）上一篇：The Looney Bin 下一篇：Sooner or later
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