最后一个是亮点，不懂英文的估计看不懂。 ;-) 李莫愁 Don't Worry Lee ； 李寻欢 Be Happy Lee ； 常遇春 Always Meet Spring ； 杨不悔 No Regrets Young ； 杨逍 Happy Young ； 范遥 Far Fan ； 王重阳 Double Sun King ； 金轮法王 Golden Wheel-in-law ； 谢逊 Thankson ； 黄药师 Dr. Huang； 杨过 Fault Young 张三丰 Three peak
Two friends were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you? " Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watch others work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the fo
A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away. Turning to her kittens, the cat said, "You see how important it is to know a second language."
An American teacher asked one of her pupils, "What's the nation's capital?" The reply was "Washington DC" On being asked what the "DC" stood for, the pupils all answered： "Dot com!"
A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman? The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman. The son is confused, so he asks, Is God black or white? The mother replies, God is both black and white, honey. The son, stil
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the run from the law when they find an old barn to hide out in. The police are close on their tails, so when the women find three sacks, they immediately jump into them. About a minute later, a policeman com
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. Question: How can you say so? Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........ Questi
During the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but could not hit his opponent. How am I doing? he asked the coach at the end of the round. Well, if you keep this up, replied the coach, he might feel the wind and catch a cold.
A little girl's grandfather had a long beard, but one morning he shaved it off. When he came down to breakfast, the little girl cried, Grandpa! Whose head have you got on?.
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